Penguin Baseball
Play the game and you will master it in three swings or less. You maximize the distance which you can hit the penguin. Swing too early and you hit the penguin far through the air but it will end up with a face plant so there is no belly bouncing distance. Swing too late and you will hit something like a groundball with no air and enough bounce of 100 feet. Hit the penguin at just the right time and you will see him fly through the air and come to a stop just before the 300 foot mark. The game will entertain for a few moments, but hopefully for not much longer unless you truly are plagued by boredom. A suggestion would be to skip this game and move on to the far more entertaining versions of penguin baseball. Just scroll down in your search and you will be sure to find what you are looking for.
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This is the sick and demented version of penguin baseball. The yeti wields a spiked bat and your goal is to hit the penguin over the spikes right in front of you with the penguin’s head (what is left of the animal at this point) to land on as many landmines as possible thus maximizing distance. Work hard and long enough and you can hit 5 landmines in a row thus doubling your previous distance record in penguin baseball. This is not a game you can expect to impress friends and coworkers with, but rather something to do to avoid doing work at the office.
Steroid Penguin Baseball
The yeti is now pumped with steroids and can just about quadruple the distance he hits the penguin. Swing a little later than you would originally guess from your experience with the original penguin baseball to avoid the distance minimizing faceplant. After a few swings you should reach a distance of almost 1200 feet. There are many examples throughout the web and you will find that this game has very limited depth, but it is something to do if you find hitting a penguin with a baseball bat amusing. Something that is rather disappointing about the game is the abominable snowman’s lack of a juiced up physique. Contact the game designers if you want to see a truly imposing Yeti smacking the penguin out of Antarctica.
